July 31st, 2011 | 
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A funny wedding speech is the ideal speech to be given during the wedding reception. Visitors are entertained through jokes and funny stories. The couple will be also laughing so loud if the speech rendered is humorous. Adding hilarity to a wedding speech can surely make occasion a lot more joyful. Wedding speeches are always expected to be serious and sentimental. But that does not Read the rest of this entry »
Welcome to Smiles n Vows
As we all know, relationships, weddings and marriages can have a funny side and this site is dedicated to just that. If you are looking for funny toasts, vows, poems, stories, jokes and articles, all related to weddings and marriage, you’ve come to the right place. So sit back, click and enjoy. Feel free to use any of the content for your special day. Just be cautious not to offend anyone. We also welcome your comments, articles, jokes (as long as their clean) poems, stories, etc.
I Wanna Be Yours
by John Cooper Clark
let me be your vacuum cleaner
breathing in your dust
let me be your ford cortina
i will never rust
if you like your coffee hot
let me be your coffee pot
you call the shots
i wanna be yours Read the rest of this entry »
If Men Were In Charge of Planning Weddings….
There would be less “Oh Promise Me” and “Endless Love,” and more “Louie, Louie” and “Mony Mony”. Read the rest of this entry »
Forget His Mistakes
Any married man should forget his mistakes. There’s no use in two people remembering the same thing.
Mishaps
The whole wedding was full of mishaps; the engagement ring had to be returned 54 times, the florist resigned a week before the wedding, the priest doing the ceremony was moved not only out of the parish but out of the diocese and therefore we had to find a new church. On the day of the wedding, the church had an electric organ, and whilst the hymns were being played, all we could hear was a taxi cab company’s messages coming over the organ and no music!
See Through Dress
My wedding took place in May, on a sunny day. I thought that everything was ready and that everything would be perfect. Read the rest of this entry »
Spending Habits
A man will pay two-dollars for a one-dollar item he needs, but a woman will pay one-dollar for a two-dollar item that she doesn’t need.
On A Night of Revelry
Just recently, on a night of revelry, I asked the soon to be groom what he wanted to get out of his marriage. He replied, “I want to be a model husband, a model citizen, and a model lover!” Being the curious man that I am I decided to look up “model” in the dictionary. It said, “A miniature replica of the real thing!”
