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Men Vs Women

Women have many faults
Men only have 2
Everything they say
And everything they do

I Wanna Be Yours

by John Cooper Clark

let me be your vacuum cleaner
breathing in your dust
let me be your ford cortina
i will never rust
if you like your coffee hot
let me be your coffee pot
you call the shots
i wanna be yours Read the rest of this entry »

If Men Were In Charge of Planning Weddings….

There would be less “Oh Promise Me” and “Endless Love,” and more “Louie, Louie” and “Mony Mony”. Read the rest of this entry »

Forsake Not

Forsake not an old wife, for the new is not comparable to her.
A new wife is as new wine: when she is old, thou shalt drink her with pleasure.




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