Archive for the ‘Humorous Poems’ Category
I Wanna Be Yours
by John Cooper Clark
let me be your vacuum cleaner
breathing in your dust
let me be your ford cortina
i will never rust
if you like your coffee hot
let me be your coffee pot
you call the shots
i wanna be yours Read the rest of this entry »
If Men Were In Charge of Planning Weddings….
There would be less “Oh Promise Me” and “Endless Love,” and more “Louie, Louie” and “Mony Mony”. Read the rest of this entry »
Forsake Not
Forsake not an old wife, for the new is not comparable to her.
A new wife is as new wine: when she is old, thou shalt drink her with pleasure.













