Archive for the ‘Humorous Toasts’ Category
January 12th, 2010 | 
Author: Make A Horse Blush
Here’s to [Jake] a helluva pal, every girls guy and every guys gal. He’s a prince, he’s a topper, he’s the King of the dance. And he frightens the horses when he takes down his pants.
(P.J. O’Roarke)
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Early In Your Marriage
To the groom: Early in your marriage you will find it difficult to get the last word in any discussion. With time, though, you will learn how to always get the last two words in every discussion — just make sure the words are “Yes dear”.
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Funny Wedding Vows by Babylon Wedding Center Toronto
A marriage ceremony should be accorded a certain level of seriousness should not be downplayed. However, one should also realize that this occasion is a happy one and to that it should be treated so. Read the rest of this entry »
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