Archive for the ‘Wedding Jokes’ Category
Those 4 Letter Words
January 13th, 2010 | 
Author: A young couple were married and then embarked on their honeymoon. Read the rest of this entry »
Share A Blanket
A man and a woman who had never met before found themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment had passed, they both managed to fall asleep – the woman on the top bunk, and the man on the lower.
In the middle of the night the woman leaned over the edge of the bunk and said, “I’m sorry to bother you, Sir, but I am terribly cold and was wondering if you could possibly pass me another blanket?”
The man looked up with a glint in his eye and said, “I’ve got a better idea… why don’t we pretend we’re married?” “Why not?!” giggled the woman. “Good,” he replied. “Get your own damn blanket!”
Married Life
Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen. Read the rest of this entry »
Feel Like A Woman
A passenger plane on a cross-country trip runs into a terrible storm. The plane gets pounded by wind, hail and lightening. The passengers are screaming. They are sure the plane is going to crash and they’re all going to die.
A woman jumps up and yells “I can’t take this anymore!. I just can’t sit here and die like an animal, strapped into a chair. If I’m going to die, let me die feeling like a woman. Is there anyone here man enough to make me feel like a woman?”
She sees a hand raised in the back and a muscular man, tall and buffed, starts walking up to her seat. As he approaches her, he takes off his shirt.
Even in the plane’s dim lighting, she can see his firm muscles. He stands in front of her, shirt in hand, and says “I can make you feel like a woman. Are you interested?” She nods her head “yes.”
He hands her his shirt and says “Here – iron this.”
