Those 4 Letter Words
January 13th, 2010 | 
Author: A young couple were married and then embarked on their honeymoon. Read the rest of this entry »
Share A Blanket
A man and a woman who had never met before found themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment had passed, they both managed to fall asleep – the woman on the top bunk, and the man on the lower.
In the middle of the night the woman leaned over the edge of the bunk and said, “I’m sorry to bother you, Sir, but I am terribly cold and was wondering if you could possibly pass me another blanket?”
The man looked up with a glint in his eye and said, “I’ve got a better idea… why don’t we pretend we’re married?” “Why not?!” giggled the woman. “Good,” he replied. “Get your own damn blanket!”
Wedding Speeches – Ten Top Tips on What not to Say or Do
1. Don’t tell mother-in law jokes. There will usually be one or two mother-in-laws present and you could spoil the day by offending them. You never know what people will consider funny so it’s safer not to tell such jokes.
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Funny Limousine Stories
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Limousines can be hired for any event or occasion but it is sometimes surprising just what they are used for. In addition limousine companies are very professional but sometimes events beyond their control can lead to things going very wrong. Here are a few incidents and occasions where it either goes wrong or limousines are used in surprising occasions.
Most of the time limousines that are hired for football matches run smoothly with no problems, however there have been a couple of incidents where it has gone Read the rest of this entry »
