Posts Tagged ‘women’
The Wedding Ring Curse
May 25th, 2010 | 
Author: A businessman boarded a plane to find, sitting next to him, an elegant woman wearing the largest, most stunning diamond
ring he had ever seen. He asked her about it. Read the rest of this entry »
Feel Like A Woman
A passenger plane on a cross-country trip runs into a terrible storm. The plane gets pounded by wind, hail and lightening. The passengers are screaming. They are sure the plane is going to crash and they’re all going to die.
A woman jumps up and yells “I can’t take this anymore!. I just can’t sit here and die like an animal, strapped into a chair. If I’m going to die, let me die feeling like a woman. Is there anyone here man enough to make me feel like a woman?”
She sees a hand raised in the back and a muscular man, tall and buffed, starts walking up to her seat. As he approaches her, he takes off his shirt.
Even in the plane’s dim lighting, she can see his firm muscles. He stands in front of her, shirt in hand, and says “I can make you feel like a woman. Are you interested?” She nods her head “yes.”
He hands her his shirt and says “Here – iron this.”
RELATIONSHIPS:
First, a man does not call a relationship a relationship – he refers to it as “that time when me and Suzie were boinking on a semi-regular basis.”
When a relationship ends, a woman will cry and pour her heart out to her girlfriends, and she will write a poem titled “All Men Are Idiots.” Then she will get on with her life.
A man has a little more trouble letting go. Six months after the breakup at 3 am early on a Sunday morning – he will call and say “I just wanted to let you know you ruined my life, and I’ll never forgive you, and I hate you, and you’re a total floozy. But I want you to know there’s always a chance for us.” This is known as the “I Hate You/I Love You” drunken phone call, that 99% of all men have made at least once. There are community colleges that offer courses to help men get over this need; alas these classes rarely prove effective.
